English Joke

A woman and her neighbour go to the police station to report the woman's missing husband.

"How tall is your husband?" asks the cop.

"About six foot three," replies the woman.

"SIX FOOT THREE!", shouts the neighbor. "Your husband is barely taller than you are!"

"How much does your husband weigh?" asks the cop.

"About 150 pounds."

"ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS!", the neighbour shouts again. "He weighs 200 if he weighs an ounce!"

"What colour is your husband's hair?" asks the cop.

"He has a full head of wavy, dark brown hair."

"NO HE DOESN'T! HE WENT BALD THREE YEARS AGO!",

"Be quiet!" the woman says to her neighbor.

"If the cop hears you, he might actually find my husband!"